At any given moment, regardless of what I’m doing, I can almost guarantee I’d rather be watching Shark Tank in bed with my husband. Anyone else ever cried over the Honda “Helpful Honda-days” holiday radio commercials? Yeah, me either… Ok, one time. I just spoke the 6 words a husband never wants to hear “I just…
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5 More Friday Confessions
Oh my gosh, I totally did one more craft last night. It was an emergency crafting situation. I’m done for real now. When a sales clerk sees me with my hands full of items chasing Stevie around, picking him up off the floor, trying to keep him busy and then turns to me with a…
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My nails have been unpolished for two weeks. I hate it. But it’s easy. I’m trying so hard to get in the Christmas spirit this year that I have been crafting. CRAFTING YO. Nobody said they were good crafts, but they are happening. Pom-pomming like a mofo. And speaking of Christmas, I’ve got almost all…
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I went shopping by myself for 2 whole hours the other night and didn’t spend a dime! Although, I was supposed to be Christmas shopping, so it turned out to be a big fat fail instead of an accomplishment. That moment when you turn around and realize that your kid is licking his fingers after sticking them…
5 Friday Confessions on a Thursday
I guess I really am all about that bass. Who would’ve guessed. I highly debated pulling my “Thanksgiving pants” out of storage for the weekend. If you watch Friends, you’ll know exactly what I’m talking about. If you don’t… well, you’re a weirdo. I love leaving Panera Bread covered in Autumn Squash soup. LOVE IT. Stevie…
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It’s been so long since it rained, I apparently forgot how to use windshield wipers and kept turning on my blinkers instead. When I’m alone and the Frozen soundtrack starts playing, I don’t change it as quickly as I probably should. One of my favorite Stevie moments this week was in the middle of lunch, when…
5 More Friday Confessions: Halloween Edition
The most scared I’ve ever been on Halloween was about 10 minutes ago, when the house was really quiet and one of Stevie’s sound puzzles started going off for no reason. JEEZ!!! I’ve had maybe 3 good costumes in my entire life. I know. I sound am so boring. My husband hasn’t seen a scary movie since…
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I don’t kill spiders. I destroy them and make all their body parts fall off. Then I leave them as a warning to the others. During one of Stevie’s therapy sessions, I was rocking the floor play, trying to get Stevie pumped up, when my button-up shirt basically flew open. Three buttons at least. Down…
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I have 3 hot yoga classes under my belt now, but a few of those poses terrify me. Headstands, handstands, frickin LOTUS. Owwwwwie. But for some unexplained reason, I really enjoy the weekly practice. I have to say, my husband’s “vacation” so far as been overwhelmingly… underwhelming. Poor guy got sucked back into work, so it hasn’t been much…
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Anyone else feel like it’s just never going to be cold again here in LA? I’ve worn shorts non-stop since February. I really hope to be eating my words come Christmas time. My attention span has gotten so bad, and I’ve gotten so used to interruptions, I can only get through about 30 minutes of a movie…