This week I learned that if you put Hot Wheels in the same purse as your Burberry sunglasses, the Hot Wheels will win. Because above mentioned sunglasses got scratched, I decided maybe I should take a break from designer brands and see what good ol’ Target had to offer. I was so excited by their…
Since ankle boots don’t seem to be going anywhere anytime soon, I’ve been on the hunt for a pair. Just basic, simple, easy-to-wear-with-anything, all-around ankle boots. I liked these from Steve Madden, but I’m trying to stay on more of a budget here. And one day while I was perusing Target, I came across these…
After a few years off, I’m back on the American Idol wagon. Can we just say? Harry. Connick. Junior. I can not do one correct push-up. Even girl style. I seriously can’t do it. I’m working on it though. I really want to get Stevie a puppy. There are a lot of “buts” that go…
I am in desperate need of a dance party. My brother tells me I am exactly like the “smother” on the show The Goldbergs. Not sure why this makes me so incredibly happy. Just need the 80’s hair. Doing burpees and pushups as a grown up is probably one of the most embarrassing things I’ve…
The one time I wear sweat pants to the park, along with my I-don’t-give-a-crap attitude, I meet the cool, hip moms with great hair and makeup, whose kids get along awesome with Stevie. I really tried to like “Her”. I wanted to like it. Maybe it was Joaquin Phoenix and his creepy ‘stache. Or the…
As I sit here thinking about what profound thing I can tell you all about giving up shopping for year, I realize… well, there really isn’t anything. Because giving up shopping for a year is not profound. It’s not as important as it seemed when I first started. In the scheme of life and all…
I thought the best way to make my husband laugh was to dance around like an old lady. Turns out, all you have to do is to have really big teeth! I still have a mini Christmas tree on the counter. I feel bad throwing it out because it’s alive! What am I going to…
If my FitBit doesn’t count me chasing Stevie around the house to put on his glasses and sweater in the morning as my “very active minutes”, then it is definitely inaccurate. My heart rate is up there. Not from the running, but the aggravation. There’s a fair possibility I may overdose on gummi bears this…
I flipped off my scale this morning. I bet the best part of being a cop is actually not the donuts. It’s got to be when they are trying to stop traffic on the freeway and they get to drive zig-zag across all four lanes. It looks so fun and liberating! Coloring outside the lines…
The weather here in SoCal is so crazy. Almost 90 degrees one day, then raining the next. I usually fight it, just wishing for cold and Christmas-y, but I think I’m finally just accepting that this IS Christmas weather. No need to be surprised every single year. Mail merge and printing labels are pretty basic…