- I told Stevie to kiss my butt yesterday. And that was one of the nicer things I was thinking.
- I’m trying to teach him gratitude when I take him places, but he always just ends up so angry that we’re leaving. Like fall-on-the-floor-I’m-not-going-anywhere-lady angry. He’s almost too big to physically drag to the car.
- I feel a strange sense of satisfaction when the frozen vegetables are sold out. I’m not the only mom making those for dinner!
- Recently, a friend posted a documentary of high school students talking about 80’s fashion (really funny time capsule) and whenever a blonde guy with longish hair and a side part came on the screen, Stevie pointed and said “MOM!” This kid is gonna keep me humble.
- As a mother, one of the bravest things you can do is wear all white. You feel me ladies? I like to live on the edge I tell ya.
Lily has been running around the house yelling ‘GRUMPY CRAAAACK!’ and I have no idea where she got that from. She’s got ‘Kiss my butt’ down pretty well…
LOVE the shades!