1. I took a Benadryl specifically so I could eat a stick of cheddar cheese.  I decided to eat some other dairy products too, just to make it worth my while.  #yolo
2. Stevie has absolutely LOVED his therapeutic summer camp.  Today was his last day, but he’s had such a blast.  I wish it could go on forever!
3. When I put Stevie down for a nap, 90% of the time, I fall asleep before he does.
4. And if I don’t fall asleep, instead of being productive during his naps, I peruse the interwebs and watch TV.  Then I feel guilty the rest of the day.  “99 chores and I ain’t did one.”
5. I have what some people might call a Birkenstocks problem.  And by some people, I mean my husband.

BONUS HUSBAND CONFESSION:

• I was flipping through the channels and jokingly told Paul “Oh, look honey!  Magic Mike is on.  Wanna watch that?”  Nudge, nudge.  He turned to me in all seriousness and said “Nah, I’ve already seen that.” Sorry… what?  Trust me, I haven’t let this one go.  It’s too good.