1. I can’t stand bananas or kiwi.  I think I ate them so much as a kid, they made me sick.
2. I used Siri for the first time the other day.  She updated my Facebook status accurately and did everything else wrong.  Stupid Siri.
3. Let’s talk about people who stare at my son.  Not sweet people who smile at him and want to get to know him. But the ones who sit there with their eyes wide and whisper under their breath – well, they make me a tiny bit ragey.  Kids?  Ok, that’s one thing. They are curious.  I actually prefer when they ask me why it looks like Stevie’s eyes are closed. But you better believe that behind every staring kid, is always a rude, staring grown-up.  Like they’ve never seen God dang glasses before.  Stop.  Staring.  Your face is ugly, but I don’t stare!
4. I have a miniature obsession with school supplies.  I haven’t bought any in a long time because I thought divorce papers would be waiting for me if I bought one more set of pens.  But they get me excited! #nerdfest
5. Being a stay-at-home mom involves much less staying at home than I could have ever possibly imagined.

Linking up with Lauren‘s blog today, she always does a High Five for Friday post!