- I am so mean to telemarketers. They just have a job to do, but when they make the phone ring during Stevie’s nap? Believe me, if I could reach through the phone and slap someone, I would do it. Just yesterday I got a call for Paul Peletelkelian and I said in a hushed voice “Listen, my kid is asleep and this is a really bad time to call”. I guess she didn’t hear me because she repeated “Hello? Can I talk to Paul… Peletelkeliskjenian?” I hissed “Do NOT call here again. If your phone call wakes up my son, you will be hearing it from me!!!” Literally hissed. She hung up. Scared. Or she didn’t hear me again.
- I am so disappointed in little Justin Beiber. I was rooting for the kid to be normal.
- I got Stevie his first 4-piece chicken nuggets the other day. I tasted one for the first time in… 15 years? It was pretty good, not gonna lie.
- I haven’t cleaned the bathroom in a month.
- Squash and tomatoes and beets are growing in my patio garden! They are so cute, I don’t want to pick or eat them!
Krista is right, do you want them to die without accomplishing what they were born to do!?!
if you don’t eat them, they will die…. 🙂