It seems that strange people are often drawn to me. I have the most interesting conversations while I’m out and about. If you’re someone who likes me, I’m sorry to break it to you, but you’re probably a weirdo. Luckily I like weirdos, so we’ll all get along great. My husband works so much, that anytime he…
This week kicked my ass all the way to Tallahassee and back. Actually, I would have enjoyed Tallahassee more. I really wanted to make a couple bracelets and anklets for summer just like I would have when I was 12. After 6 attempts to follow Pinterest instructions, I finally had to go to a children’s crafting…
TOPS (16) chambray shirt / blue v-neck* / striped tank* / white tank / white tee / white button down / off white boyfriend cardigan / rosette tank / graphic tank / baseball tee / cropped pullover / striped tee / gray tank / black racerback / black linen shirt / black hoodie DRESSES (6) bright tank dress / denim dress / striped midi dress* / black maxi…
Well, we did it guys! We made it through our Spring Capsules! Woohoo! You can find links to most of my clothes here. And for your viewing pleasure, these are all the outfits I wore over the last 3 months:Good Lord, that is a lot of selfies. And you know what’s more embarrassing than being…
If I lived anywhere else, I might think it was a little strange to see a full-on Transformer walking down the street. Stevie tells me he likes spiders a LOT. At which point I feel a tad… faint. I got goosed pretty good in the middle of night, and even in a drunken sleep stupor, it…
Memorial Day is behind us and temperatures are on the rise (again). The official start of summer is just a couple weeks away! So of course, I have my head in the clouds. Daydreaming of my upcoming summer capsule wardrobe. Admittedly, I get a liiiittle overly excited about these things. And knowing that about myself, I’m trying to…
I cooked two whole times in one week. Miracles do happen folks. Stevie has an eye surgery coming up. The info packet and to-do list are sitting nicely on my desk, yet to be handled. Don’t wanna. I find it hugely gratifying when people who are jerks in a shopping center end up with a crummy…
My kid makes other kids cry because he won’t stop saying “hi” to them. For real. I stopped subscribing to magazines a couple years ago because it was turning into a “problem”. Luckily I have neighbors with the same “problem” and I just read their magazines when they’re done! This week I’ve been eating a lot…
You know you’re with a group of experienced moms when your son barfs at the lunch table and nobody even bats an eye. Stevie’s favorite phrases include, but are not limited to the following: Stevie farted! Stevie burped! Stevie farted on mom’s face! (What!!) And of course he says them all at the most embarrassing times.…
About 80% of the food and snacks I’m eating are “spicy”. At least that’s what I tell my son, so I don’t have to share. I have such limited time these days, it takes me 3 mornings to give myself a pedicure. One day to remove nail polish, one day to buff and tidy up…