Paul and I went to a timeshare presentation almost 2 years ago, purely for the free vacation and prize vouchers. Our vouchers all expired and we are still waiting for available dates to cash in that vacay. I know they are just hoping we will forget about it – but what they don’t know is Jaana never forgets about…
It’s been so long since I shaved my legs that my pants feel really weird against my bare skin. I have started snoring again. But why?? The last time I snored like this, I was very pregnant and probably about 70 pounds heavier. No snoring! I had a beautiful weekend getaway with my husband to…
Looking back, I realized I never updated you guys on my Fall Capsule. Turns out, I don’t think that many people cared, so that’s a… relief? I guess? Since California had so little change in the weather anyway, I didn’t really have to worry about making many adjustments. I wore my Summer Capsule with a little…
IS IT FRIDAY YET? (Well it wasn’t when I wrote this. But I guess it is now.) Also, I nearly passed out when I got an email yesterday that was titled Two Weeks til Xmas. I need a security system for all the security system salesmen who stop by our house. I took Stevie to…
I have never shopped on Black Friday. And I’m not even the slightest bit curious. Just ain’t about that life. I swore up and down I would NOT overdo it on Thanksgiving with the eating. The lies I tell myself year after year. We slept about 8.5 hours last night and I feel amazing. Is…
Stevie says the weirdest things lately. But when I hear “I wanna call dad tell him Stevie farted on Gadoo’s head” I can’t help but count the words and think what a great sentence he almost made! Besides the house and backyard and upcoming decorating about to take place (the decoratiiiiing!!!), another reason I’m excited…
Told Stevie “I love you” and he answered “I wove YOU… cars.” Even if I had no intention of going, when there is no line at the Starbucks drive-thru, I’m doing it. Saw that the temps will be in the 70’s next week and started making some crazy promises to Stevie of all the places we’d…
We had Stevie’s first pee-in-a-cup-in-the-car experience. It went surprisingly well. I just felt weird throwing it away after? Like what do you do with a cup of pee? My new favorite iPhone game is called Lettercraft. I can’t play at night though because I get so riled up that I can’t sleep. Almost like watching too…
Sometimes just being in the car alone for an hour feels like a full on vacation. I was super stoked to get Stevie back to swim lessons twice a week – and then forgot I had scheduled him for swim lessons twice a week. My weight in real life is now less than what I…
What is it about The Walking Dead?? Holy cow, Paul and I have never binge watched a show like this before. It’s hard to turn it off! We had to start limiting ourselves to 2 episodes a night because after 3 episodes, it started giving us weird dreams and bouts of depression over the apocalypse.…